rules of survival continued
21. (Ehhh I hope thats the right number) do onto others before they have time to do onto you
#shadyrulesofsurvival
Kaylee’s Rules: (Taken with instagram)
Kaylee’s Rules of Survival:
1. The coast is never actually clear.
2. Eat what you kill/Kill what you EAT! (for sustinence, of course)
3. Follow your stomach.
4. The somone offers you money to have sexual relatoins w/ them, your life will change.
5. Rebounds are for the weak.
6. Having children is teffifying!
7. Breath—in a controlled fashion to relax, to live.
8. Don’t shit where you eat $ vice versa.
9. fight or flight, use your response parasympathetic nervous system.
10. Don’t hesistate
11. Use small words after 6 PM and before 6 AM.
12. No means yes…and yes always means MORE…
13. When God gives you lemons, take lemon drops.
14. Do more of that makes you happy.
15. If drinks aren’t involved, neither am I.
16. Getting paid to talk makes it way easier to shut up for free.
17. Beer!
18. Food (for the soul & mind)
19. Do something terrifying once a year!
20. Always put yourself first.
* All Rules are subject to change
* All rules come w. the intent to follow rules
Kaylee’s Dating Factors (prerequisites)
• Submit Resume!
• pant size
• smoker/non smoker
• children? wife?
• cooking/take-out?
Kaylee’s Rules of Happiness:
• Morning sex & wake up calls are key to the beginning of perfect days.
In collaboration with: Kaylee, Emma, Charlie, Nikki & me
this makes no sense
but I’m doing it anyways.
This is my goodbye tumblr post. For the time has come. I hope I don’t regret/miss you, but I guess I don’t exactly know the person that reblogged all this shit 6 months ago, and hey I don’t really miss her either. Perhaps if I’m inspired down the road we shall meet again. Take care lurkers, beautiful people, and everyone on the in between.
“I just act on what I respond to. And I like strong females who are independent.”
(Source: dailystone)
The way I feel right now
I’m not sure if I like it
key words: not sure
There’s a reason why people don’t live crazy/chaotic lives, it’s because it makes you crazy/chaotic.
I’m tired of change, I’m ready for something to stay the same.
